Here's a song for kids!
chorus:
Rubber rubber rubber
From a rubber tree.
I like eating rubber
'Cause rubber tastes funn-y.
Rubber rubber rubber
From a rubber tree.
I like eating rubber.
'Cause rubber tastes funn-y.
I like blowing bubbles
Under a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia
Bubbles like blowing me.
chorus.
I like chewing Hubba Bubba
In a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia Hubba Bub-
Ba likes chewing me.
chorus.
I like listening to Abba
In a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia, Abba
Likes listening to me.
chorus.
I like shopping at Rabba
In a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia Rabba
likes shopping at me.
chorus.
I like making oil from blubber
In a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Rush', blubber likes
Making oil from me.
chorus.
I like drinking at the pub-a
By the rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia, the pub
Likes drinking at me.
chorus.
I like dancing at the club-a
Under the rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia the club
Like dancing at me.
chorus.
I like growing stubble
In a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia
Stubble likes growing me.
chorus.
I like Barney Rubble
In a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia
Bar-ney Rubble likes me.
chorus.
I like to wibble-wobble
On top a rubber tree.
In Sovi-et Russia
Wibble-wobble likes to me.
chorus.
Ad infinitum.