F*ing Summer

fucking summer fading summer filling summer falling summer fasting summer fatting summer flirting summer fingering summer fantasising summer failing summer foaming summer facing summer

It should be possible to set up a PayPal account, then claim that I'm receiving less-than-minimum-wage through my PayPal account, and demand the government that I get paid at a rate decent for a citizen of a civilised nation, thus forcing people who surf the web to pay me at least as much as would bring my income to an acceptable level. I think this will work.