May 17, 2004
Post this list of Blender's 50 Worst Songs of All Time in your journal and bold the songs that you actually like:
1. We Built This City ... Starship (no, but the video was impressive)
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung (This is a total party.)
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice (No.)
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News (No, but almost)
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin (It is insulting to find this on this list.)
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder (almost... come on these guys are genii!)
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys (also almost)
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago (I love almost everything by Chicago.)
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie (yeah right! He's sorta making a comeback with this, too!)
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart (This tune fucking SMOKES. Wrong list!)
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe (Dunno about the big hair, but it makes me feel like Rocky.)
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer (wtf???!)
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston (almost... it's unfortunately catchy, plus there's "they can't take away my candy...")
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies (almost... nah forget it. These guys crouch.)
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M. (see #31)
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex (Wait... I thought this was by The Grid. The Grid version rocks.)
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon and Garfunkel (Yeah, these guys rule.)
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf (doesn't blow hard; the melody's good and the theme is somewhat mysterious (I haven't listened to the lyrics though.))
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred (Whoever says this is bad is just trying to be cool... like when we were seven and we claimed that we didn't like Sesame Street.)
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion (Hmmm, I don't think I've heard this yet..... Sike!)
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