December 12, 2005

Biological conclusions

Read through the following list of observations and decide for yourself.

A pregnant woman:

  • grows a big pot belly,
  • likes eating alot,
  • snores, burps and farts more and louder than before,
  • gets lazy about cleaning the house and washing the dishes,
  • has an increased interest in sex (preferring odd positions), and
  • doesn't have periods.

What biological conclusions can we draw from these elementary facts?

A pregnant woman is a woman turning into a man!